Jesus gets ready for return in spaceship

Jesusreturns_2 There are only 50 shopping days left until the return of Jesus, if you believe this billboard, which reportedly is hanging in Jersey near the Holland Tunnel. Lots of things are unclear about this ad: who put it up; the significance of June 6 (beyond the sort-of satanic numbers; plus it’s also D-Day); why Jesus would choose to return in a spaceship; how one is supposed to “look religious.” All will probably be revealed in time. Link via Gawker.

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April 17, 2006 | Permalink

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june 6 is a tuesday. think jesus has a cd dropping that day?

Posted by: iv | Apr 17, 2006 9:25:39 AM

maybe a collectors edition of The Passion of Christ dvd.

Posted by: ray | Apr 17, 2006 9:44:01 AM

it could be a crazy cult thing.

or have something to do with the remake of the Omen? it comes out on 6.6.06.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0466909/

Posted by: Ryan | Apr 17, 2006 9:52:43 AM

you have my full attention!

Posted by: heathen6 | Apr 17, 2006 12:42:49 PM

This game/movie/comic has a lot of religious undertones (hell on earth) and in the game some endings have UFOs coming to earth. Notice the date and "signs" tag on the site?

http://silenthill.ugo.com/gallery.asp?img=2&gallery=silenthill_comics

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Posted by: Allan Svensson | May 14, 2006 1:55:15 PM

The billboard has the EVENT CORRECT, but the DATE IS WRONG. The true date of the arrival of SPACESHIP JESUS is December 21, 2012 in accordance to the prophecy I received in a motel room when I was visited by ASTRONAUT JESUS in 1974.

SPACESHIP JESUS is Man AND Machine. Man and Machine are one of the same. He is both the spaceship and the captain piloting the craft.

http://www.spaceshipjesus.com

Posted by: Mad Prophet Helmholtz | May 20, 2009 1:13:24 AM


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