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Ode to Mayor McCheese
"Who's round and jolly and full of fun? Ah, those were the days … sadly, if you go to McDonald's.com and do a search for Mayor McCheese, the site kicks back zero results. It's as though he never existed. —Posted by Catharine P. Taylor |
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April 18, 2006 | Permalink |
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He's in prison with former Providence mayor Buddy Cianci. That's what you get for offering your special sauce to young children.
Posted by: Bob | Apr 18, 2006 9:40:11 AM
He could have as much status as the King if they brought him back in a clever way. Let's start a mayoral resurrection campaign!!
Posted by: Matt | Apr 18, 2006 10:44:05 AM
they might be down now, but just last summer there were some mayor mccheese billboards near both chicago airports welcoming folks to the windy city. i was happy to see that he hadn't been modernized at all.
Posted by: iv | Apr 18, 2006 11:38:01 AM
Dear Catharine,
He became a Muslim in the mid-90s and changed his name to Yusuf McIslam. if you search the McDonald's site for "Yusuf McIslam", you'll find plenty of results.
Sincerely,
The Rhetorical Letter Writer
Posted by: The Rhetorical Letter Writer | Apr 19, 2006 3:10:44 AM











