Paris’ new album may make everyone cry So Paris Hilton's new album drops today. And, in an interview with Blender, she was so impressed with her efforts that she told them, with all her typical modesty, that "I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it's so good." Now, I've talked about Hilton in the past, and always felt rather dirty upon doing so (mainly because she offends all five of my senses). But yet again, curiosity got the better of me, and I had to seek out her single, “Stars Are Blind,” which apparently raced up Billboard's dance music chart upon release. I eventually found it, and once it ended, I was crying too. But unlike Paris' tears, I think mine had more to do with hearing 4 minutes of my life slipping away into a vacuum of reggae-tinged mediocrity. —Posted by David Kiefaber

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I heard K-Fed was going to open up for her US tour.

Posted by: tom lout | Aug 22, 2006 2:41:34 PM

LOL!

Now "K-Fed" is a COMPLETE joke. At least Hilton has mastered the art of self-promotion, if nothing else. Mr. Spears hasn't even done that.

Posted by: Kevin Bailey | Aug 22, 2006 3:34:10 PM

Given her history, I suspect Hilton will open up for K-Fed first.

Posted by: Bob | Aug 22, 2006 3:54:00 PM

This "tour" will be over before it ever starts because of low ticket sales.

Posted by: seriously | Aug 22, 2006 4:39:06 PM

We love you Paris! Your living proof that we love the overexposed and overindulged, you represent everything everyone wants to be. Paris is not a celeb she is an icon, she is a living breathing manifestation of everyones secret desire to be rich, beautiful and popular. She can do whatever she likes and we the public will respond, will we tire of her? Perhaps but she seems to know exactly how to re-invent herself time and again. Porn, TV, Movies, Music... she is rich, sexy, smart, she is a popular human being in an age of self promotion. Bravo Paris! Keep it up!

Posted by: Craig Elimeliah | Aug 22, 2006 6:11:54 PM

I could not have articulated my thoughts on this song better than this post did. Brilliant!

Posted by: Deanna | Aug 23, 2006 7:17:04 AM

Bob Marley just rolled over in his grave.

Posted by: IMat | Aug 25, 2006 1:00:30 PM

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