Go ahead and buy that junk food after all
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November 7, 2007 | Permalink |
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Just a way for fat ass Americans to feel good about their obese bodies.
Yup, just keep telling yourselves it's okay to eat that entire bag of Cheetos in one sitting.
Losers.
Posted by: | Nov 7, 2007 12:21:03 PM
This just in - Exciting news from a new Study that says "all studies are crap!" The study goes on to say, "facts can be skewed in many different directions by including or excluding different variables and data. Actually, ad agencies have been practicing this art for years to explain their rationale to clients." This amazing study, which actually classifies itself as “complete crap” really tells you everything and nothing simultaneously.
Posted by: | Nov 7, 2007 5:50:43 PM
Well, while this is certainly big news, I don't think junk food manufacturers are going to pounce on the study so quickly. For one, they would have to go against the tide of health-concerned parties. Besides, being overweight also brings about emotional issues. Companies think more than twice before dabbing into heavy matters like that.
Posted by: jen_chan, writer SureFireWealth.com | Nov 8, 2007 7:35:36 AM
I guess the health nazis can't stand that we're not all a bunch of Calvin Klein clones. The only epidemic Americans have is that they don't mind their own fucking business. And why should they? The media is constantly bombarding them with messages telling them that they are too fat. The advertising and fashion industry already retouch skinny people to make them even more skinny. The "health" industry isn't happy with all the people that buy their products, they want even more people and if the government can force you to lose weight by buying their products, even better.
Of course, nobody gives a shit if you destroy your body by achieving an idealistic definition of fitness. Who cares if you take creatine and those dubious nutritional supplements and fuck your body inside? The only thing that matters is looking good on the outside.
But fine, if you people don't want to believe that the so-called "obesity epidemic" is nothing more but a hype to sell more products, diet or otherwise, you go ahead and believe it. But I refuse to believe that this has anything to do with health. Health is between a doctor and a patient. It's measured by cholesterol level, low or high blood pressure, and the state of your internal organs.
Size doesn't mean anything other than looks, pure vanity. And if the marketeers want to use a "health" pretext to sell their crappy products, they're gonna go that . Specially with that wonderful disclaimer, "these products have not been evaluated by the FDA."
Posted by: Bobby | Nov 8, 2007 2:07:13 PM
Hey Bobby. I believe you're the same douche I encountered a few weeks ago. Glad to see you're still a moron...and from your post above...a fat moron. You certainly have plenty of company in the US.
Keep stuffing your face, and by all means, keep telling yourself that you're beautiful on the inside.
Posted by: | Nov 8, 2007 7:58:06 PM
My response to your insults was deleted. Let's just say that all the ill you wish on me will come back to you multiplied by 10.
Posted by: Bobby | Nov 12, 2007 4:31:03 PM
fattys
Posted by: | Nov 20, 2007 9:32:35 AM
