It’s not just the ads that are half wasted

It’s 2 a.m. You walk out of a bar. You’re wasted. Wanna take a minute and answer some trivia questions for Metacafe’s upcoming interactive game show, Buzzed? Sure you do!
  Host: Our first category is sports. Question: Who is baseball’s all-time home run king?
  Contestant No. 1: Brrroouggrrhh...
  Host: Barry Bonds! That’s correct! And disgusting, I might add! OK, contestant No. 2, your category is politics. Name the current president of the United States.
  Contestant No. 2: She left me. I gave her the best years of my life. Then one day ... hic ... she’s just gone.
  Host: Heartbreaking story, No. 2. The correct answer, however, is George W. Bush. Contestant No. 3, you’ve drawn potpourri. Here’s a tough one: What is your own name?
  Contestant No. 3: W-wait, I know this.
  Host: I need an answer.
  Contestant No. 3: Kei...f... Keif...
  Host: Close enough! Keifer Sutherland, troubled tough-guy star of motion pictures and television, is the correct answer! Thanks for being our special surprise guest!
  Contestant No. 3: You can’t film this. Drinking violates my probation!
  Host: Well, maybe you’ll think twice next time before you get ... Buzzed!

—Posted by David Gianatasio

January 30, 2008 in Gianatasio | Permalink