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Despairwear You know, it's about time someone started making things that don't encourage us to better ourselves. Hats off to Despair Inc. for allowing us not only to accept adulthood but to wallow in the ambitionless mire of it. The unattractive, disaffected models are a nice touch, and it’s good to know that their shirts aren’t “made in China by underfed children,” but by “shady and/or skanky-looking underfed 20-somethings who tend to like their shirts small and form-fitting.” Despair’s yearly demotivational calendars are great too, and they even allow you to design your own. Since every other company on earth profits from our lack of self-esteem, at least we know one company is up front about it. Via Make the Logo Bigger.

—Posted by David Kiefaber

March 6, 2008 in Kiefaber | Permalink

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Posted by: | Mar 6, 2008 4:49:10 PM

Unattractive? I think that model is really good looking! Who is he. I want to meet him!!

Briana

Posted by: Briana | Mar 6, 2008 5:06:02 PM

Cute model! I mean, wow. I don't think he is unattractive at all! He is the best looking guy I have ever seen!

Posted by: Amanda | Mar 6, 2008 5:09:43 PM

Your joking right.....must be the ugliest guy I ever saw....I hope they paid him enough to have some plastic surgery!

Posted by: Sally | Mar 6, 2008 5:31:14 PM

For real- the dude is the spitting image of Robert De Niro- circa "Taxi Driver"! I mean that as a compliment!

And cripes, all the people on the site are attractive- they're just not catalog models! Props to that company for using real people and boos to ad age snots for snark!

Posted by: Daniel | Mar 6, 2008 8:28:58 PM

This guy makes a head of broccoli look attractive.

Posted by: Charles | Mar 6, 2008 10:48:52 PM

MY GOD!

That guy is truly hideous, probably a genetic defect, but it is possible that he has been running around with Amy Winehouse and her crowd.

Posted by: Jahnke | Mar 7, 2008 11:01:41 AM

He looks a little uncomfortable, like he needs more fiber...

Posted by: | Mar 7, 2008 11:54:43 AM

Hottest guy ever. Looks like Adam Levine from Maroon 5!!

Posted by: Melissa | Mar 7, 2008 12:21:40 PM

unattractive? He is simply delicious looking.
Good use a good dinner though.

Posted by: amber | Mar 7, 2008 2:05:12 PM

Has this kid seen the light of day.
I loved him in Interview with a Vampire

Posted by: jennifer | Mar 7, 2008 2:08:45 PM

He may be cute, but Dispair gives the WORST customer service ever. The people on the phone were nice, but inept. I ordered something in early November for my family for a Christmas present and it never came, despite repeated phone calls to different "managers." Make sure you stay on them if you order something.

Posted by: Rachel | Mar 7, 2008 4:11:53 PM

If you don't want him, I'll take him. Could you get his name, phone number, and email address PLEEZE.

Posted by: Haley L. | Mar 8, 2008 5:28:39 PM

It is nice to see that the actor from "Powder" isn't completely out of work...

Posted by: | Mar 8, 2008 5:46:31 PM

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