Keep happy hour safe and fun for everyone
 Hapa Sushi in Boulder, Colo., has introduced a "Happy Hour Code of Responsibility" via local agency TDA. Three print ads illustrate the dangers of behaving badly. If you don’t dance responsibly, you risk a wardrobe malfunction. As for irresponsible flirts, well, they could end up red faced in more ways than one. (Ouch! Those slaps sting. That’s what I hear, anyway.) And, as seen here, a painful form of myopia can result from using chopsticks in a less than responsible manner. (See that full ad here.) Frankly, happy hour with a bunch of krumping horny cyclopses sounds pretty cool, so I’d avoid Hapa altogether, where they’ve got way too many rules and really know how to cut a guy’s buzz. Besides, who would trust the sushi in Boulder?
—Posted by David Gianatasio
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April 14, 2008 in Gianatasio | Permalink
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Some of the best advice I've ever gotten, "Only eat it if you can see the ocean it came from."
Posted by: D | Apr 14, 2008 1:20:25 PM
Not the exact same thing, but similar enough where I feel like posting this link. Here's some packaging for a Minneapolis Japanese resaurant (Fuji Ya) chop sticks:
http://www.xopl.com/blog/embedded/chopsticks_thumb.jpg
Posted by: will it blend? | Apr 14, 2008 3:26:31 PM
Dude, you clearly have never tried Hapa's "Orgasm Roll." I am still spent from the last time I ate there in 2005.
Posted by: Eric | Apr 15, 2008 11:51:55 AM
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