Welcome to my brand-new search engine

Everybody's doing Cuil better than Cuil. Some Yahoo! nerd built Yuil, which I'm too lazy to try, but TechCrunch says the parody site returns better search results than Cuil, and that’s good enough for me. So, now it’s my turn. I’m launching Fuil! Pronounce it “fool.” You know why. Look, I’m fed up that everyone else is in line for big bucks with their sucky search applications. Give me some money. What? How does my search engine perform? Well, it’s actually the first offline search engine, so you can’t test it from where you are. Which makes it about as useful as Cuil. Can I have some money now? As an extra incentive, I’ll throw in my oops-not-work-friendly site Tuil. It’s pretty wild stuff, trust me. So, where’s my money?!

—Posted by David Gianatasio

July 31, 2008 in Gianatasio | Permalink