You will eat your high-fructose corn syrup!

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SweetSurprise.com isn't nearly as titillating a Web site as the name might suggest. It's part of an effort by the Corn Refiners Association to promote high-fructose corn syrup. Health professionals have derided the stuff for years as being no healthier—or perhaps even more unhealthy—than cane-based sugar. Personally, I think any similarity to sugar is a selling point, but I had two Snickers and a Jolt for breakfast, so I'm hardly one to judge. The site features a commercial, also airing nationally, set at a kids' birthday party. Those youngsters seem pretty hopped up, running around and screaming like maniacs. Give 'em some more HFCS! Here's an old Chesterfield cigarette ad that seems to imply that smoking isn't so bad for your health. I wonder why I felt like including it. No offense intended to the corn lobby. In fact, I'd listen up and do whatever they say. Sure, they're on a high now, but they turn ornery and dangerous when the critics howl, the buzz fades and they start coming back down to earth.

—Posted by David Gianatasio

September 3, 2008 in Gianatasio, Health | Permalink

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Mur-der! You are a funny man, Giana-whatever.

Posted by: Sourie de Compagne | Sep 3, 2008 3:04:00 PM

I believe that is the work of DDB Chicago.

Posted by: C | Sep 3, 2008 3:46:52 PM

i wash my hair with shampoo that contains organic corn syrup as a main ingredient.

no lie. see contents label of aubrey active lifestyle shampoo.

Posted by: | Sep 3, 2008 3:49:03 PM

I can't decide if it's evilly laughable or laughably evil. Evilaughy? Fuck it.

Posted by: Chris | Sep 8, 2008 12:54:32 PM

It's just plain bad. People are so stupid that they will trust health information from an ad campaign rover a unbiased source?

Posted by: Somebody | Sep 8, 2008 3:56:13 PM

You people are stupids...How in the hell do you know your information about high fructose corn syrup is right!

Posted by: likkke | Sep 16, 2008 6:49:39 AM


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