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What? Still washing your crotch with soap? It's sad to realize that most men are wandering through life with the mistaken belief that normal cleaning products are good enough for their genitals. Not so, according to Man Junk, a line of organic shampoos for the discriminating scrotum. According to the Man Junk Web site, "Any product that's made to clean your neck, back, buttocks or legs isn't going to provide the specific levels of odor fighting and skin treatment that Man Junk does." Wait, I'm supposed to have back, buttock and leg shampoos, too? Do I still need soap? By the way, if you've got a video camera, some extra cash and no dignity whatsoever, you can enter the Man Junk video contest. Entries are due Dec. 31. You have to buy some product to enter, and the prize is only listed as "a free trip to a secret tropical location and some green cash." If that's not worth telling the world about your dirty crotch, I don't know what is. Hat tip to David Stutts on Twitter. —Posted by David Griner

October 20, 2008 in Griner, Personal care | Permalink

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Next logical extension would be scented rectal rinse.

Posted by: Bright White | Oct 20, 2008 11:44:19 AM

Considering they have organic placenta shampoo, do I even want to know the ingredients in Organic Man Junk?

Back at Bright White: Rectal Rinse, ROLF.

Posted by: Rebecca Cullers | Oct 20, 2008 12:45:45 PM

Sounds kinda crazy. Do any of you girls like a metro-sexual? My husband's not girlie enough to care about man fragrances, etc. But ya know, girls-- most men could use a little extra care down there-- right? They are definitely onto something with their ManJunk product.

Posted by: seanettlesoup | Oct 20, 2008 9:51:08 PM

I am all over this stuff, this is awesome! Wow I am so impressed honestly. lol

Posted by: Todd | Oct 21, 2008 2:36:47 AM

If girls are going to have wipes and purse-sized cans of ladygarden deodorant marketed at them non-stop, it's high time guys got in on it too.

It's not about being metro or as fragrant as a new car full of cinnamon rolls, it's about cleaning a part of your body that is situated between your legs, causing sweat to gather there, gets little to no aeration during the day (unless you work a street corner or Chippendales), and can really get funky by the day's end.

Come on guys, chill out and wash your nethers. You want us to smell clean, so pony up and keep yourselves that way too.

Posted by: Well duh. | Oct 21, 2008 2:26:24 PM

Is that a trip to a tropical, or topical destination :) Very funny

Posted by: canadanewsman | Oct 22, 2008 1:56:57 PM

Doesn't anyone just give em a quick dip in Clorox anymore? If that stuff's good enough to strip the mold of my shower tiles, it's good enough to rid my scrote of unwanted bacteria. Plus it gets my nards smellin like my grandparents' pool.

Posted by: whet ur whistle | Oct 22, 2008 5:46:06 PM

no, it's about creating fake needs to make money.

Posted by: guy | Oct 24, 2008 3:12:57 PM

Should I wash my dog's nuticals in manjunk?

Posted by: guy2 | Oct 24, 2008 3:47:24 PM

This is extremely silly.Soap and water guys is all that is necessary.Let's not get crazy here,lol. Besides who cares if you are not getting head!?

Posted by: eddiemyboy | Oct 25, 2008 8:32:55 PM

I dont ever remember anyone complaining about ineffective soap for different parts of the body. The bacteria which form under arms in all people are virtually identical to the bacteria found in a man's scrotum. If it stinks...use deodorant soap and mebbe some talc. Just get real.

Posted by: joey | Oct 28, 2008 2:12:45 PM

yeah just marketing to get more moolah. Want smell, use a touch of cologne on your thigh.

Posted by: scrotalboi | Oct 28, 2008 4:34:14 PM

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