Lose even more weight on the AdFreak diet
Inspired by Alex Bogusky's The 9-Inch Diet, the editors of this blog are issuing a weight-loss book of our own: The 8-Inch Diet. In in, we suggest serving food on 8-inch plates, to further reduce portions and make you look even more svelte than the big losers using the 9-inch plates. Beyond that, we were stumped for material, so we collected a bunch of Emeril recipes with bran substituted for ingredients like sugar, salt and flour. (It's still more scientifically sound than anything Alex suggests.) Also, our tome is illustrated with stomach-turning artwork from this very blog, such as the anti-chaw guy with half a face, the corpse-like Euro-anorexia gal and the freakishly furry Burt Reynolds. (Stare at Burt for five minutes, and you won't feel like finishing that crème brûlée!) Oh, and if you pile up your 8-inch plate with cinnamon chocolate-chip pancakes 12 flapjacks high and keep going back for seconds and thirds, you deserve to split your pants at your sister's wedding, fatty! |
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January 12, 2009 in Gianatasio, Health | Permalink |
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I feel the need to say that the picture of Burt that appeared in Cosmo in 1972 is historically awesome, and Burt is awesome for doing it. Even if the acceptable hairiness level in the 70's was higher then than it is now. Burt, I respect you for allowing yourself to be displayed as a sex object in what many consider to be the 1st male centerfold.
Posted by: Rebecca Cullers | Jan 12, 2009 5:22:12 PM
te he he, very funny.
Posted by: elizabeth | Jan 14, 2009 11:00:45 PM
