Will the groundhog live to Groundhog Day?
Red Tettemer's annual Groundhog Day-themed Pennsylvania tourism spots are getting more violent with each passing year. First, it was On The Road with Punxsutawney Phil. Then it was the lamest duel ever. And this year, the damn campaign starts off with Phil getting hit by a car. While he's recuperating in a dark, isolated hospital room over at Groundhog Dreams, we the public can turn his probability of survival into a hilarious game of chance! We can also interpret his concussion-induced delirium with the help of noted specialist Squirrelmund Freud. Should he live through this year's campaign, I'm anxious to see what'll happen to Phil next year. If the Red Tettemer guys get stumped, here's some free inspiration. —Posted by David Kiefaber |
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January 14, 2009 in Groundhog Day, Kiefaber, Red Tettemer, Tourism | Permalink |
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Is there something I'm not getting here? What does this have to do with tourism?
Posted by: pviera | Jan 15, 2009 12:24:03 PM
Nothing, really. Welcome to contemporary advertising.
Posted by: Dave Kiefaber | Jan 15, 2009 2:40:05 PM
i think there is way to much violence today. You turn your back for one second and someone is being killed right under your nose!
Posted by: Tyler | Jan 16, 2009 1:07:44 PM
