Quiznos oven now driving guys into therapy

We haven't seen the talking Quiznos oven since it was propositioning an employee in this ad. But it's come back to haunt another guy's therapy session in this spot for the Toasty Bullet sandwich. This guy's obsessed with the six-inch sandwiches, which I guess is more respectable than the previous dude's foot-long meat-tube habit, but still. Both men need to start setting some serious boundaries with the oven, before there's too much psychological damage to undo. Unless, of course, Quiznos is paying their psychiatric bills, in which case it all comes out in the wash.

—Posted by David Kiefaber

See also:
Quiznos aims its Toasty Bullet squarely at moochers
Quiznos oven craving some foot-long lovin'

August 20, 2009 in Food and drink, Kiefaber, Quiznos, Restaurants | Permalink

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At least this one is less about eating dick than it is about being addicted to low-quality fast food.

I quit eating Quiznos when they expressed their love for filthy talking rats.

Posted by: Eating Tubesteak | Aug 20, 2009 9:59:00 AM


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